How do you get a Star Wars nerd to eat breakfast? Give him a loaf of bread and this
Darth Vader toaster. It won't be available until January, but you can preorder it now. There's not much to say about it except that it burns an image of Darth Vader onto every slice, doesn't require "Force" power to operate, and costs twice as much as a toaster should cost. But Mr. Lucas has bills to pay, right?
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